A Disturbing Development in the World of Haircolor

It's hard to imagine now, but there was once a time when dying your hair was pretty scandalous. In scouring the interweb, I discovered a product that's going to break open a whole new can of worms. I present to you: BettyBeauty. It is the first and only (to the best of my knowledge) hair color designed specifically for your 'vajayjay'. Yep, you read it right, Betty Beauty touts itself as the 'color for the hair down there.'

You can purchase this fine product for the bargain price of $20 in brown, black, blonde, auburn and pink (why you would want to die your pubes pink, I don't know). Question: Who is vain enough to invest their time and money in coloring their pubic hair. It's all very disturbing.